Ditsasrak is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, prudent lizard.

Ditsasrak created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ditsasrak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ditsasrak, it will turn you into a hamster.

Ditsasrak's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ditsasrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help sick geese.