Satgephit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, idiotic butterfly.

Satgephit created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satgephit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Satgephit, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Satgephit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Satgephit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never pour water over plants.