Vidgenfut is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic ferret.

Vidgenfut created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidgenfut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vidgenfut, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vidgenfut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Vidgenfut's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.