Pitdavril is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient gnu.

Pitdavril created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitdavril, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pitdavril, he will turn you into a frog.

Pitdavril's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pitdavril's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near shrews.

2. Always obey Pitdavril's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Hide if five sharks approach from the north.