Gemboptettiwikkar Titkincat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful dragonfly.

Gemboptettiwikkar Titkincat created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemboptettiwikkar Titkincat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gemboptettiwikkar Titkincat, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gemboptettiwikkar Titkincat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gemboptettiwikkar Titkincat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always take life seriously.