Sakarpflap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering donkey.

Sakarpflap created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakarpflap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sakarpflap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sakarpflap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sakarpflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.