Sawcarcut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring squid.

Sawcarcut created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawcarcut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sawcarcut, he will come to you in dreams.

Sawcarcut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Sawcarcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Never bounce near ants.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Do not make images of living things.