Vagjigloop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, amazing walrus.

Vagjigloop created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagjigloop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vagjigloop, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vagjigloop's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Vagjigloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Run away if seven sharks approach from the east.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.