Nellcaptit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humorless frog.

Nellcaptit created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nellcaptit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nellcaptit, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nellcaptit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nellcaptit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always stare at clouds.