Pingamlan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying faun.

Pingamlan created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pingamlan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pingamlan, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pingamlan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pingamlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Run away if four horses approach from the east.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.