Dibmifarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful centipede.

Dibmifarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibmifarp, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dibmifarp, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dibmifarp's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dibmifarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dibmifarp seven times a day.

2. Dibmifarp must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never jump in the presence of ants.