Kemgubsadkab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast salamander.

Kemgubsadkab created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kemgubsadkab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kemgubsadkab, it will turn you into a slug.

Kemgubsadkab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kemgubsadkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.