Ruttzod is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, benevolent goblin.

Ruttzod created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttzod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruttzod, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ruttzod's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ruttzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.