Fatligpin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, narcissistic whale.

Fatligpin created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatligpin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fatligpin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fatligpin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fatligpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fatligpin's name in vain.

2. Worship no other gods but Fatligpin.

3. Never eat corn.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Never jump near mites.