Narcissyat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless crow.

Narcissyat created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Narcissyat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Narcissyat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Narcissyat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Narcissyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Do not stand on grass.