Gubbestnellcen is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, wise lobster.

Gubbestnellcen created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbestnellcen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gubbestnellcen, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gubbestnellcen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gubbestnellcen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Gubbestnellcen three times a day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gubbestnellcen.

4. Hide from indigo whales for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.