Nigmilnull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest crow.

Nigmilnull created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nigmilnull, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nigmilnull, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nigmilnull's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nigmilnull's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve horses for they are unholy.

2. Put Nigmilnull first in all things.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Nigmilnull loves sharks, so they must be honoured.