Mifhadbest is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, capable dryad.

Mifhadbest created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifhadbest, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mifhadbest, he will turn you into a mole.

Mifhadbest's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Mifhadbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Hide if six monkeys approach from the west.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.