Sindimdissben is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing turtle.

Sindimdissben created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sindimdissben, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sindimdissben, he will not care.

Sindimdissben's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sindimdissben's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Sindimdissben loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Always wear cyan.