Bopcethad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive salamander.

Bopcethad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopcethad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bopcethad, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bopcethad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bopcethad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bopcethad.

3. Do not take Bopcethad's name in vain.

4. Hide if eight pigs approach from the east.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.