Dinvigbim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, narcissistic dryad.

Dinvigbim created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinvigbim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinvigbim, she will turn you into a tree.

Dinvigbim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dinvigbim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must love Dinvigbim.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Dinvigbim loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat green fruit.