Gepmabcepcem is a god.

She takes the form of a small, able parrot.

Gepmabcepcem created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Gepmabcepcem, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gepmabcepcem, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gepmabcepcem's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gepmabcepcem's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green swans for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Gepmabcepcem's name in vain.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never jump in holy places.