Matvenbid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful ant.

Matvenbid created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Matvenbid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Matvenbid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Matvenbid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Matvenbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Matvenbid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must love Matvenbid.

5. Do not shave your chest.