Fatcussfud is a god.

It takes the form of a large, resourceful capybara.

Fatcussfud created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatcussfud, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fatcussfud, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fatcussfud's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fatcussfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.