Badyosszat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, witless raven.

Badyosszat created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badyosszat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Badyosszat, he will be very unhappy.

Badyosszat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Badyosszat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never mention whales.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.