Zodsigmad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unfair snail.

Zodsigmad created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Zodsigmad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zodsigmad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Zodsigmad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zodsigmad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Zodsigmad loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Respect your elders.