Voggodbeggom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, generous hydra.

Voggodbeggom created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Voggodbeggom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Voggodbeggom, she will turn you into a mole.

Voggodbeggom's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Voggodbeggom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Voggodbeggom.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.