Manflislag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, emotional wombat.

Manflislag created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Manflislag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Manflislag, it will turn you into a tree.

Manflislag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Manflislag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Manflislag on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Put Manflislag first in all things.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.