Hunganfubominfedflapcud is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous squirrel.

Hunganfubominfedflapcud created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunganfubominfedflapcud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hunganfubominfedflapcud, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hunganfubominfedflapcud's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hunganfubominfedflapcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.