Biss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, irritating bear.

Biss created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Biss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Biss, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Biss' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Biss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Biss.