Buntaggad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unjust manatee.

Buntaggad created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buntaggad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Buntaggad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Buntaggad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Buntaggad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Run away if three doves approach from the west.