Bognabwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unfair raccoon.

Bognabwod created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognabwod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bognabwod, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bognabwod's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bognabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.