Gidstiklit is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, weak zebra.

Gidstiklit created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidstiklit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gidstiklit, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gidstiklit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gidstiklit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.