Saslakgut is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, idiotic warg.

Saslakgut created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Saslakgut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Saslakgut, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Saslakgut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Saslakgut's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Never talk about black holes.