Fenortgar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, charitable bird.

Fenortgar created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenortgar, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fenortgar, she will turn you into a duck.

Fenortgar's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fenortgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never paint your arms magenta.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.