Habgetkop is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, charitable zebra.

Habgetkop created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habgetkop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Habgetkop, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Habgetkop's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Habgetkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.