Hugrutthiv is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart shrew.

Hugrutthiv created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugrutthiv, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hugrutthiv, she will destroy your home planet.

Hugrutthiv's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hugrutthiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never bounce in holy places.