Ingtonknadquam is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless chinchilla.

Ingtonknadquam created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingtonknadquam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ingtonknadquam, she will destroy your home planet.

Ingtonknadquam's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ingtonknadquam's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide if seven mites approach from the south.

5. Never talk about snakes.