Wegcarban is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful whale.

Wegcarban created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Wegcarban, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wegcarban, it will make you grow a tail.

Wegcarban's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wegcarban's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the east.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Wegcarban.

5. Wegcarban must be the most important thing in your life.
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