Geprotcid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, clever fairy.

Geprotcid created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Geprotcid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Geprotcid, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Geprotcid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Geprotcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not kill ants.
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