Dutwotzim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, benevolent hydra.

Dutwotzim created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutwotzim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dutwotzim, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dutwotzim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dutwotzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Dutwotzim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.