Pangzod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, benevolent mouse.

Pangzod created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangzod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangzod, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pangzod's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pangzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Pangzod loves voles, so they must be respected.