Carpodflownakleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate rat.

Carpodflownakleg created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carpodflownakleg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Carpodflownakleg, it will turn you into a rock.

Carpodflownakleg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Carpodflownakleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head cyan.

2. Never sit in the presence of doves.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Do not eat nuts.