Tonwapmilstanlap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, benevolent mouse.

Tonwapmilstanlap created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonwapmilstanlap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tonwapmilstanlap, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tonwapmilstanlap's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tonwapmilstanlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Tonwapmilstanlap loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never mention swans.
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