Tanvedcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able crab.

Tanvedcuss created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanvedcuss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tanvedcuss, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tanvedcuss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tanvedcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Tanvedcuss must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never sit near grasshopers.

5. Never paint your feet blue.