Komsighiv is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful pig.

Komsighiv created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komsighiv, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Komsighiv, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Komsighiv's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Komsighiv's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Komsighiv.

4. Hide if three sharks approach from the west.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.