Janmutjan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unjust bat.

Janmutjan created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Janmutjan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Janmutjan, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Janmutjan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Janmutjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.