Taggeptig Gamsigdob is a god.

He takes the form of a small, blissful hummingbird.

Taggeptig Gamsigdob created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Taggeptig Gamsigdob, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Taggeptig Gamsigdob, he will turn you into a puffin.

Taggeptig Gamsigdob's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Taggeptig Gamsigdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. You must pray to Taggeptig Gamsigdob three times a day.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Taggeptig Gamsigdob.