Rullteenlistsagxen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless ant.

Rullteenlistsagxen created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rullteenlistsagxen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rullteenlistsagxen, he will turn you into a tree.

Rullteenlistsagxen's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rullteenlistsagxen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Rullteenlistsagxen on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Put Rullteenlistsagxen first in all things.

4. Rullteenlistsagxen loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Never play with disobedient children.