Vigkadlip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing slug.

Vigkadlip created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigkadlip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vigkadlip, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Vigkadlip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Vigkadlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.